Sepia I

It's four in the morning, The cheap "24HOUR LIVESHOW" neon billboard flickered lifelessly, casting sepia into the cheap motel room, on Zerox's face. It has been 48 hours since the incident happened.

The damage has been done, no one could change that. It's tough enough trying to grow and survive everyday in the Moshpit. To grow up in a neighborhood full of racism and gang rivalry. Even the local authority's cant do no shit with the problems at Moshpit, mafias,hooligans and triads are the ones in control of Moshpit. Get the right backbone and one can survive, getting into trouble with any side could easily means getting into big trouble, even worst, get killed...

48 hours ago, Zerox put a triad(group of three) from local traid "HoiSan" down, they crossed the line. The racist trio was taking money from an old drifter, Mc nelson from the neighborhood. HoiSan is a chinese cum traid, running local sauna's, kareaoke and nightclub.

Zerox walked pass when one of them cockeyed him and said, "move it white trash, mind ur own powder ass." while giving him the one finger salute. Normally Zerox whould just let it go, growing up in such neighborhoods over the years somehow taught him ways to stay low and not get into trouble.

But two weeks ago, one of his friend, James were brutally assaulted and beaten to death while on his way to the carpark off work. He was found lying in the ditch at the back of some dirty alley. Rumors has it that James was dating the sister of one of the Hoisan leader. James later on, hooked up with another white girl and thus sending his chinese girlfriend crying and running for her brother.

Everyone took the rumors that spreaded around for the truth, that James knew what his getting into and all he did was of his own cause, but Zerox knew. He knew how the Chinese girl spiked James AK-47 drink and slept with him intentionally, James had no choice but to stay with her when she treatened him if he ever leave her she would tell her brother about him.

With the scene of James lying there in the ditch, with blood all over body, and his face, beaten until it was unrecognisable, playing over and over in his mind. A suddent hatred and flame towards triad explode.

Before Zerox realized it he had already sent the 5'2" china guy flying, slamming head onto the wall and smashed a bottle on another guy's head. He then stabbed the last guy with the broken glass on the throat. The second guy who was hurt on the head tried to pick up a stick, but before he could get a hold on the stick Zerox had already given him another kick on his chin, sending his flying sideways. He then dragged the first guy to the step of the door by the alley, forced his jaws to open up and locating his upper jaws on the ledge, one hard kick on the head and everything went back to silent..

By: Kenny | 2005-05-28 at 5/28/2005 | |

Baton

Its a slow day n iv jes got into a lil carried away with my last post...so erm..

Music chain thingy, passed on to me by Kelly

total volume of songs: 10.83 Gig.

the last cd i bought was:
(Original) Incubus - A Crow Left Of The Murder
(Pirated) Maroon5 - Songs About Jane

song playing right now: Mariah Carey Ft Guerilla Black - We Belong Together

Five songs i listen to alot, or mean alot to me:

1. Gothenburg Anthem 2004
2. BT - Godspeed
3. Chicane - Saltwater
4. Art of Noise - Moment in Love
5. Hampton the Hamster - The official Hamster Song (not really lah....erm..ok lah! i like lah...i admit lah!)


Baton pass : Who ever who reads my blog and still didnt get any Baton, BUT B IT XPECIALLY Sharlene
Charmaine
Anson

By: Kenny | 2005-05-25 at 5/25/2005 | |

ThunderStorm Prelude

Its 4:30 in the morning,Iv been up for the pass hours, its raining heavily and thunders clapping truout the eve of the morning. Last night, iv having insomnia again..

1st time i met u, it was a beautiful night out, your 1st date, our 1st date. catched a movie and we went for a night stroll before you have to go home. It was a beautiful night with soft wind blowing and moonlight shining brightly. We were walking down the long winding pavement of riverside, you were stepping on the acrylic mosaic embedded on the pavement, trying not to step out of them, you tripped and nearly fall, I put up my hand spontaneously, reflex tells you to grabbed my hand. Our hand never let go the whole night after that.

9 months later, I was screaming on one end of the phone, while you were crying on the other side, cusses and bad remarks were made, you left me. I was lost.

9 months and 1 day later, I found out that you went out with this friend I once knew, anger and irational took over, I got into a whole lot of trouble for that, I swear I was afraid of nothing at that moment, and i was willing to die for you. I won the fight, but is that what i really wanted?

9 months and 6 day later, I give in all my hope, relying on silly hope and lying to myself, trying to believe that maybe, just maybe, you would come back. We went for our dinner, and we took a short stroll before I have to send you home, we were walking down the long winding pavement of riverside once again, the sky is in dark grey, the wind is blowing strongly, lightning can be seen afar. You were stepping on the acrylic mosaic embedded on the pavement, trying not to step out of them, i took a deep breath and hold out my hand, but u hop further n further down the winding path,not looking back even for a while. I send you home after that.

31 months and 24 days later, I sit here. This is my Thunderstorm prelude.

By: Kenny | 2005-05-24 at 5/24/2005 | |

coloured testicles

A Chindia male patience is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from an 4-hours operation. A young nurse appears in his room to clean his hands and feet.

"Nurse", He mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I dont know sir, im only here to wash your hand and feet."

He struggle again to ask, "Nurse... are my testicles black?"

Finally, the young nurse gives in, pulls back the covers,raises his hospital gown,holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand,takes a closer look,flipping it and announces, "They look white to me, sir."

The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice of you nurse, but ..but.. listen closely please, Are....My....Test...Result...Back?"

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Its almost 3months since I`ve gotten laid...



Meeting anyone?

By: Kenny | 2005-05-23 at 5/23/2005 | |

Annoying/Flintstone/vegi porn

Iv been constantly having dreams since last night and this noon while trying to have a nap, no. not the "Hot sex on the bed" dream. but the rather annoying sci fic + reality dream..too much of an expose of starwar phenomenon i reckon.

I was driving on a small oneway lane of a resident area, suddently someone highlighted me from the back so i signal and park into one of the houses. then there was this loud screetching noise and when i look back i saw this car swevering to a halt sideway, like those moves they do in the 2 fast 2 furious scene.

Then he tried to run away to the opposite way after showing me his 1 finger salute, being a loyal respectful scout, I U-turned and tried to catch up with him, and suddently when i reach the end of the lane, the whole frigging road transformed into a jogging park with humans bringing their R2-D2 PODs for a stroll..wtf.. as u can tell by now, im refering to my dream...I dont drive like that in real life. Thank you.

Im okay with the 2 fast 2 furious part...Im just upset with the rubbishbin that does polyphonic ringtone taking a walk in the park part. pfah..the irony..

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Man who voiced Fred Flinstone is yabba-dabba-dead at the age of 85, aw shucks. He was my all time favourite..childhood dreams.

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And to those who forwarded me the vegetable sex scene, screw u! stop sending me useless junk like that, what are you trying to do? to show me you vegetarians make veggie porn video to prove that your all not sissies? i thought vegetarians are suppost to be all that holy and shit? KNN...

And no! im not gonna link you to it. never would, never will.

By: Kenny | 2005-05-21 at 5/21/2005 | |

Deviant

ima lazy bastard, feed urself to some photo i took ...

Gambskit Deviant

if u have complain, complain here

Bite me!

By: Kenny | 2005-05-20 at 5/20/2005 | |

Toto jackpot leads to SHELL

Matang Jaya, 11:22PM

F1: wuah, juak hoh(very hot), hip kao lausai(so humid till wan diarrhea)..

Kny: eH the money already collect from everyone? the Damai trip fee?

F2: KNN, u see news?..last weeks Toto jackpot still no people kenak leh..

F1: If kenak den go Damai nonid pay already loh, we buy whole place!

Kny: eh, wad for still go Damai if got 10 Million?

F1: aiyah! buy down the place mah, next time anytime wan to go oso can wad.

Kny: Buy the lagoon mebbe can lah..dont tink can buy Damai Holdings,Damai under HolidayInn wad..

F2: TMD! ppl Paris Hilton den u can Alex HolidayInn mah!

Kny: Siaw, wad else is global 1 ah?..

F1: I think i wan have something to do with Oil loh..lately oil so laku..I wan be SHELL LEE(his surname is Lee)

Kny,F2: .......NABEH! SHELL LEE UR HEAD AH! SIAW LEE* BETTER LAH!!!!!!!

*Siaw lee, embarasse for Hokkien

By: Kenny | 2005-05-19 at 5/19/2005 | |

Miriday/Myday

I want a holiday, Miri's getting their 4 day holiday and half a mil to spend for they have reach a new milestone, dammit.

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woke up, wash up...


dress up...


By noon...


End of the day...


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I heard that theres beautiful beaches and even more beautiful girls in Phuket from my travel agency...


Oh Hell No..Im getting myself a refund....

By: Kenny | 2005-05-17 at 5/17/2005 | |

Domain/hippie/clickers

Iv lost my domain name on Tuesday..I really tot it was it...Man..


I decided maybe I might just grow my hair long. I want to be a fucking Hippie. peace mannn..

I might be out with the boys on the beers. Eating a plate of meat. Bring a spare fucking bog roll love.

FUCK YEAH!!

I used to live with a Hippie back then when im in Johor..he wud do all the cutting,joint rolling,packing. Our place is near the Pasir Gudang police headquarter, he brought in another cocked eyed hippie, one day after i came home from work, theres speed sprinkled around the room and weeds covering every inch of the floor and bathroom, I was like thinking, if there were to be a police nearby, I'll surely be in a big trouble. And i went into the bathroom and there were like more pills on the cupboard, i took one and i was awake for three whole day or somthing, i wanted to die .

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I heard two ridiculous bet in two days straight, 1st it was a bet about a friend driving down from GentingHighland, BACKWARDS!..if he can do it, 300RM. and he did ...fug tat man, i can do that any time..plus i'l pay for the toll below. Anyone up for a bet?

I wont go in much to the second bet coz its a bit too personal, 700RM+BodyFigure+AMonth, go figure..

Anyone up for a bet?

By: Kenny | 2005-05-15 at 5/15/2005 | |

Friday the 13th

Today is the 13th of March and Friday..gee..Friday the 13th..

I shot myself three times by accident while cleaning my gun today. I was cleaning my 9 mm pistol when it went off. My right side arm sustained 3 shots one on my palm and two on my scapula. My pinky are falling off, i think i'l paint it with black nail polish and sell it on ebay..



No it didnt happen, i jes made it up myself..

I want a Personalised numberplates, and i will name it FAR CUE.. or YO KANT or mebbe even. It would be the most awsomest thing in my block. Old ma down da road wud give me this dirty look on her face and kids will b screaming out loud my carplate number to their parents, when they will later be send to their room afterwards for no apperant reason, and they will take the time to think of a future revenge plot towards their parents whiles watching the new episode of STARWAR.

Pope Benedict XVI loves beer, and he owns a ship of them. i think i like him alot more now after the incident about him being a x-comunist..

Im looking for ONEMISSCALL original movie ringtones. So that when i go to the movies for ONEMISSCALL2 i can scare the shit out of the ppl in the cinema..

I went out with two frend last night, and one of them told me theirs this place providing unlimited access to liquor for the females coz its ladies night, even if u girls go with like 11head group they still serve wadever u ordered free. How come theirs no Gents night? guys drink more i guess, thats why they dont dare to do so..

Anyone up for a drinking session tonight?...

By: Kenny | 2005-05-13 at 5/13/2005 | |

16MillionReserved

For you szechuan big spice noodle eating fans out there...

16MillionReserve

Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make.

Imagine 30times hotter then the hottest pepper...and 800times more fiery than Tabasco, making the long history spice taste like maple syrup..

Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.

Just 999 bottles of it are on sale at £105 each(751.348RM).

Medical experts fear it could kill asthmatics or hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards.

It is made of pure capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers “hot”. It takes tons of peppers to make 1lb of capsaicin.

Creator Blair Lazar, 35, specialises in “extreme food” in New Jersey, US.
After trying it, he said: “It’s like having your tongue hit with a hammer. Man, it hurt.”

The sauce is named after its score on the chilli heat measure, the Scoville Unit.

Reserve scores 16 million units, while a Red Savina, the world’s spiciest pepper, measures just 570,000.


I aint no hardcore spice consumer..heck i'll rather go for a 600RM tattoo of a celtic cross bhind my back anyday then trying the 16milreserve out ...

By: Kenny | 2005-05-10 at 5/10/2005 | |

Lipsync...

Contribution to make kennysia feel better, here goes...

By: Kenny | at 5/10/2005 | |

Sales

There used to be a superstar salesman, he can almost make a sales out of anything,thus where he got his reputation. He sold a dentist a toothbrush, sold a loaf of bread to a baker, sold a fuggin flatscreen to a blindman. But his friend made a bet with him, " if u can sell a deer a "Xcaper Smoke Mask" den you'll ultimately be the best salesman alive." "no shit?!, i`ll do it!" he sied..


The salesman ventured into thousands of mile into the forest, ok not really thousands of miles, jes the jungle nearby..There were a few hundreds of species of deer living in the forest.

SuperSalesman: Hi!

Deer: Huh?

SS: You sure look like you need a XcaperSmokeMask.

D: why would i need a mask for?! the air here is so fresh. I dont think i'll ever need one.

SS: please wait...

SS called in a team of supercontractor, cleaned up a piece of land right in the middle of the forest and build himself a factory, the factory gives out balls after balls of thick black smoke..

SS: you already need one deer..

D: Hey SS, i need a mask, can u sell me one?

SS: just exactly wad i thout. Here you go deer, ur mask.

D: Hey,i have a while lot of familys that need a mask each too, do u think you have enought for all of us?

SS: Of course, ur damn lucky,i have millions of them.

D: Say, i was wondering, what are you manufacturing in your factory btw?

SS: XcaperSmokeMask...


Now what does this story tell us?...salesman are fuggin EVIL i say , and thats what you get going for an improvement workshop...

By: Kenny | 2005-05-09 at 5/09/2005 | |

Rollershutter

I used to work in a sparepart shop selling big lorry spareparts and stuff. i had the most utterly dispicable boss,

i was carrying a leafspring(for those who dont know wad a leaf spring is go fug urself)..lets just say its not the most light thing to be carried arnd ..whn i hit my head on the rollershutter with a big bang..the blardy thing decided to slip down and i wasnt aware of it..

walkietalkie conversation,

Boss: aiyoh! wad so loud at the back ..something fell..

Al: no lah boss, kny knock on the rollershutter.

Boss: WAH! So loud, still ok?

Al: Still ok lah..still can move around and carry things.

Boss: wad move around, i say the rollershutter ok o not!

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on other note..kennychai.com is taken..=( now dont u ppl go clicking on it and give the guy traffic..

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By: Kenny | at 5/09/2005 | |

Condolence

Kenny sia, Me and my family's deepest condolences to you and your dearest family. Be strong.

By: Kenny | 2005-05-06 at 5/06/2005 | |

Faith

Seems like everyone around me are having a hard time...including me, having the car send to workshop for the accident recently and tight schedule between my sales targetline and date just dont help anybit..i was on my way to work today when i came across this...i'd like to share this view with,

sharlene my wife, hope the course settles up soon, hang in there, we are in this together.

charmaine, no worry wad char, sadly life is revolving more and more arnd money..but atless its still under control.

kennysia, try not to pressure yourself too much ok? ur doing ur best as a son! hang in there!

kelly, we're always gonna b with ppl like that in our life, take it easy, u can deal with it. everything will come around!

as for kimmie, ida che, justina and a few other more that graduated or is graduating..congrats too!






Pardon the garbagebin ...and the passing motorist and car..i nearly got hit by the uncle on the motor ..haha..u shud see him cuss at me for standing in the middle of the road..

By: Kenny | 2005-05-03 at 5/03/2005 | |