Toto jackpot leads to SHELL
Matang Jaya, 11:22PM
F1: wuah, juak hoh(very hot), hip kao lausai(so humid till wan diarrhea)..
Kny: eH the money already collect from everyone? the Damai trip fee?
F2: KNN, u see news?..last weeks Toto jackpot still no people kenak leh..
F1: If kenak den go Damai nonid pay already loh, we buy whole place!
Kny: eh, wad for still go Damai if got 10 Million?
F1: aiyah! buy down the place mah, next time anytime wan to go oso can wad.
Kny: Buy the lagoon mebbe can lah..dont tink can buy Damai Holdings,Damai under HolidayInn wad..
F2: TMD! ppl Paris Hilton den u can Alex HolidayInn mah!
Kny: Siaw, wad else is global 1 ah?..
F1: I think i wan have something to do with Oil loh..lately oil so laku..I wan be SHELL LEE(his surname is Lee)
Kny,F2: .......NABEH! SHELL LEE UR HEAD AH! SIAW LEE* BETTER LAH!!!!!!!
*Siaw lee, embarasse for Hokkien
There
I want Hokkien lessons!
Mei: u belanja teh tarik whn i go KL? den hokkien lesson u will recieve ..hohoho..die..too much starwar virus flying arnd..
my trip to holiday inn at damai was a bit disappointing.. i remember the sea was full of stuff, i am guessing its wood splinters???? anyway, after padling in the water for a while, i had scratches all over my body =(
looks like i was attacked by a bunch of ninja throwing splinters.. (too much naruto liao)
kelly: u shud go the swimming pool..even i dun go the beach ..hahaha
aileen: lailai, u belanja wad so ever nice in melbourn next time i go over, den u oso can learn hokkien..