Sales

There used to be a superstar salesman, he can almost make a sales out of anything,thus where he got his reputation. He sold a dentist a toothbrush, sold a loaf of bread to a baker, sold a fuggin flatscreen to a blindman. But his friend made a bet with him, " if u can sell a deer a "Xcaper Smoke Mask" den you'll ultimately be the best salesman alive." "no shit?!, i`ll do it!" he sied..


The salesman ventured into thousands of mile into the forest, ok not really thousands of miles, jes the jungle nearby..There were a few hundreds of species of deer living in the forest.

SuperSalesman: Hi!

Deer: Huh?

SS: You sure look like you need a XcaperSmokeMask.

D: why would i need a mask for?! the air here is so fresh. I dont think i'll ever need one.

SS: please wait...

SS called in a team of supercontractor, cleaned up a piece of land right in the middle of the forest and build himself a factory, the factory gives out balls after balls of thick black smoke..

SS: you already need one deer..

D: Hey SS, i need a mask, can u sell me one?

SS: just exactly wad i thout. Here you go deer, ur mask.

D: Hey,i have a while lot of familys that need a mask each too, do u think you have enought for all of us?

SS: Of course, ur damn lucky,i have millions of them.

D: Say, i was wondering, what are you manufacturing in your factory btw?

SS: XcaperSmokeMask...


Now what does this story tell us?...salesman are fuggin EVIL i say , and thats what you get going for an improvement workshop...