coloured testicles
A Chindia male patience is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from an 4-hours operation. A young nurse appears in his room to clean his hands and feet.
"Nurse", He mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I dont know sir, im only here to wash your hand and feet."
He struggle again to ask, "Nurse... are my testicles black?"
Finally, the young nurse gives in, pulls back the covers,raises his hospital gown,holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand,takes a closer look,flipping it and announces, "They look white to me, sir."
The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice of you nurse, but ..but.. listen closely please, Are....My....Test...Result...Back?"
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Its almost 3months since I`ve gotten laid...
Meeting anyone?
There
oh.. i take a few minutes to see the joke