AzurianCore

Sepia I

2005-05-28T20:41:00.000+08:00

It's four in the morning, The cheap "24HOUR LIVESHOW" neon billboard flickered lifelessly, casting sepia into the cheap motel room, on Zerox's face. It has been 48 hours since the incident happened.

The damage has been done, no one could change that. It's tough enough trying to grow and survive everyday in the Moshpit. To grow up in a neighborhood full of racism and gang rivalry. Even the local authority's cant do no shit with the problems at Moshpit, mafias,hooligans and triads are the ones in control of Moshpit. Get the right backbone and one can survive, getting into trouble with any side could easily means getting into big trouble, even worst, get killed...

48 hours ago, Zerox put a triad(group of three) from local traid "HoiSan" down, they crossed the line. The racist trio was taking money from an old drifter, Mc nelson from the neighborhood. HoiSan is a chinese cum traid, running local sauna's, kareaoke and nightclub.

Zerox walked pass when one of them cockeyed him and said, "move it white trash, mind ur own powder ass." while giving him the one finger salute. Normally Zerox whould just let it go, growing up in such neighborhoods over the years somehow taught him ways to stay low and not get into trouble.

But two weeks ago, one of his friend, James were brutally assaulted and beaten to death while on his way to the carpark off work. He was found lying in the ditch at the back of some dirty alley. Rumors has it that James was dating the sister of one of the Hoisan leader. James later on, hooked up with another white girl and thus sending his chinese girlfriend crying and running for her brother.

Everyone took the rumors that spreaded around for the truth, that James knew what his getting into and all he did was of his own cause, but Zerox knew. He knew how the Chinese girl spiked James AK-47 drink and slept with him intentionally, James had no choice but to stay with her when she treatened him if he ever leave her she would tell her brother about him.

With the scene of James lying there in the ditch, with blood all over body, and his face, beaten until it was unrecognisable, playing over and over in his mind. A suddent hatred and flame towards triad explode.

Before Zerox realized it he had already sent the 5'2" china guy flying, slamming head onto the wall and smashed a bottle on another guy's head. He then stabbed the last guy with the broken glass on the throat. The second guy who was hurt on the head tried to pick up a stick, but before he could get a hold on the stick Zerox had already given him another kick on his chin, sending his flying sideways. He then dragged the first guy to the step of the door by the alley, forced his jaws to open up and locating his upper jaws on the ledge, one hard kick on the head and everything went back to silent..

Baton

2005-05-25T17:31:00.000+08:00

Its a slow day n iv jes got into a lil carried away with my last post...so erm..

Music chain thingy, passed on to me by Kelly

total volume of songs: 10.83 Gig.

the last cd i bought was:
(Original) Incubus - A Crow Left Of The Murder
(Pirated) Maroon5 - Songs About Jane

song playing right now: Mariah Carey Ft Guerilla Black - We Belong Together

Five songs i listen to alot, or mean alot to me:

1. Gothenburg Anthem 2004
2. BT - Godspeed
3. Chicane - Saltwater
4. Art of Noise - Moment in Love
5. Hampton the Hamster - The official Hamster Song (not really lah....erm..ok lah! i like lah...i admit lah!)

Baton pass : Who ever who reads my blog and still didnt get any Baton, BUT B IT XPECIALLY Sharlene
Charmaine
Anson

ThunderStorm Prelude

2005-05-24T04:31:00.000+08:00

Its 4:30 in the morning,Iv been up for the pass hours, its raining heavily and thunders clapping truout the eve of the morning. Last night, iv having insomnia again..

1st time i met u, it was a beautiful night out, your 1st date, our 1st date. catched a movie and we went for a night stroll before you have to go home. It was a beautiful night with soft wind blowing and moonlight shining brightly. We were walking down the long winding pavement of riverside, you were stepping on the acrylic mosaic embedded on the pavement, trying not to step out of them, you tripped and nearly fall, I put up my hand spontaneously, reflex tells you to grabbed my hand. Our hand never let go the whole night after that.

9 months later, I was screaming on one end of the phone, while you were crying on the other side, cusses and bad remarks were made, you left me. I was lost.

9 months and 1 day later, I found out that you went out with this friend I once knew, anger and irational took over, I got into a whole lot of trouble for that, I swear I was afraid of nothing at that moment, and i was willing to die for you. I won the fight, but is that what i really wanted?

9 months and 6 day later, I give in all my hope, relying on silly hope and lying to myself, trying to believe that maybe, just maybe, you would come back. We went for our dinner, and we took a short stroll before I have to send you home, we were walking down the long winding pavement of riverside once again, the sky is in dark grey, the wind is blowing strongly, lightning can be seen afar. You were stepping on the acrylic mosaic embedded on the pavement, trying not to step out of them, i took a deep breath and hold out my hand, but u hop further n further down the winding path,not looking back even for a while. I send you home after that.

31 months and 24 days later, I sit here. This is my Thunderstorm prelude.

coloured testicles

2005-05-23T11:09:00.000+08:00

A Chindia male patience is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from an 4-hours operation. A young nurse appears in his room to clean his hands and feet.

"Nurse", He mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I dont know sir, im only here to wash your hand and feet."

He struggle again to ask, "Nurse... are my testicles black?"

Finally, the young nurse gives in, pulls back the covers,raises his hospital gown,holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand,takes a closer look,flipping it and announces, "They look white to me, sir."

The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice of you nurse, but ..but.. listen closely please, Are....My....Test...Result...Back?"

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Its almost 3months since I`ve gotten laid...

Meeting anyone?

Annoying/Flintstone/vegi porn

2005-05-21T17:06:00.000+08:00

Iv been constantly having dreams since last night and this noon while trying to have a nap, no. not the "Hot sex on the bed" dream. but the rather annoying sci fic + reality dream..too much of an expose of starwar phenomenon i reckon.

I was driving on a small oneway lane of a resident area, suddently someone highlighted me from the back so i signal and park into one of the houses. then there was this loud screetching noise and when i look back i saw this car swevering to a halt sideway, like those moves they do in the 2 fast 2 furious scene.

Then he tried to run away to the opposite way after showing me his 1 finger salute, being a loyal respectful scout, I U-turned and tried to catch up with him, and suddently when i reach the end of the lane, the whole frigging road transformed into a jogging park with humans bringing their R2-D2 PODs for a stroll..wtf.. as u can tell by now, im refering to my dream...I dont drive like that in real life. Thank you.

Im okay with the 2 fast 2 furious part...Im just upset with the rubbishbin that does polyphonic ringtone taking a walk in the park part. pfah..the irony..

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Man who voiced Fred Flinstone is yabba-dabba-dead at the age of 85, aw shucks. He was my all time favourite..childhood dreams.

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And to those who forwarded me the vegetable sex scene, screw u! stop sending me useless junk like that, what are you trying to do? to show me you vegetarians make veggie porn video to prove that your all not sissies? i thought vegetarians are suppost to be all that holy and shit? KNN...

And no! im not gonna link you to it. never would, never will.

Deviant

2005-05-20T17:40:00.000+08:00

ima lazy bastard, feed urself to some photo i took ...

Gambskit Deviant

if u have complain, complain here

Bite me!

Toto jackpot leads to SHELL

2005-05-19T13:00:00.000+08:00

Matang Jaya, 11:22PM

F1: wuah, juak hoh(very hot), hip kao lausai(so humid till wan diarrhea)..

Kny: eH the money already collect from everyone? the Damai trip fee?

F2: KNN, u see news?..last weeks Toto jackpot still no people kenak leh..

F1: If kenak den go Damai nonid pay already loh, we buy whole place!

Kny: eh, wad for still go Damai if got 10 Million?

F1: aiyah! buy down the place mah, next time anytime wan to go oso can wad.

Kny: Buy the lagoon mebbe can lah..dont tink can buy Damai Holdings,Damai under HolidayInn wad..

F2: TMD! ppl Paris Hilton den u can Alex HolidayInn mah!

Kny: Siaw, wad else is global 1 ah?..

F1: I think i wan have something to do with Oil loh..lately oil so laku..I wan be SHELL LEE(his surname is Lee)

Kny,F2: .......NABEH! SHELL LEE UR HEAD AH! SIAW LEE* BETTER LAH!!!!!!!

*Siaw lee, embarasse for Hokkien

Miriday/Myday

2005-05-17T17:24:00.000+08:00

I want a holiday, Miri's getting their 4 day holiday and half a mil to spend for they have reach a new milestone, dammit.

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woke up, wash up...

dress up...

By noon...

End of the day...

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I heard that theres beautiful beaches and even more beautiful girls in Phuket from my travel agency...

Oh Hell No..Im getting myself a refund....

Domain/hippie/clickers

2005-05-15T17:19:00.000+08:00

Iv lost my domain name on Tuesday..I really tot it was it...Man..

I decided maybe I might just grow my hair long. I want to be a fucking Hippie. peace mannn..

I might be out with the boys on the beers. Eating a plate of meat. Bring a spare fucking bog roll love.

FUCK YEAH!!

I used to live with a Hippie back then when im in Johor..he wud do all the cutting,joint rolling,packing. Our place is near the Pasir Gudang police headquarter, he brought in another cocked eyed hippie, one day after i came home from work, theres speed sprinkled around the room and weeds covering every inch of the floor and bathroom, I was like thinking, if there were to be a police nearby, I'll surely be in a big trouble. And i went into the bathroom and there were like more pills on the cupboard, i took one and i was awake for three whole day or somthing, i wanted to die .

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I heard two ridiculous bet in two days straight, 1st it was a bet about a friend driving down from GentingHighland, BACKWARDS!..if he can do it, 300RM. and he did ...fug tat man, i can do that any time..plus i'l pay for the toll below. Anyone up for a bet?

I wont go in much to the second bet coz its a bit too personal, 700RM+BodyFigure+AMonth, go figure..

Anyone up for a bet?

Friday the 13th

2005-05-13T17:01:00.000+08:00

Today is the 13th of March and Friday..gee..Friday the 13th..

I shot myself three times by accident while cleaning my gun today. I was cleaning my 9 mm pistol when it went off. My right side arm sustained 3 shots one on my palm and two on my scapula. My pinky are falling off, i think i'l paint it with black nail polish and sell it on ebay..

No it didnt happen, i jes made it up myself..

I want a Personalised numberplates, and i will name it FAR CUE.. or YO KANT or mebbe even. It would be the most awsomest thing in my block. Old ma down da road wud give me this dirty look on her face and kids will b screaming out loud my carplate number to their parents, when they will later be send to their room afterwards for no apperant reason, and they will take the time to think of a future revenge plot towards their parents whiles watching the new episode of STARWAR.

Pope Benedict XVI loves beer, and he owns a ship of them. i think i like him alot more now after the incident about him being a x-comunist..

Im looking for ONEMISSCALL original movie ringtones. So that when i go to the movies for ONEMISSCALL2 i can scare the shit out of the ppl in the cinema..

I went out with two frend last night, and one of them told me theirs this place providing unlimited access to liquor for the females coz its ladies night, even if u girls go with like 11head group they still serve wadever u ordered free. How come theirs no Gents night? guys drink more i guess, thats why they dont dare to do so..

Anyone up for a drinking session tonight?...

16MillionReserved

2005-05-10T19:52:00.000+08:00

For you szechuan big spice noodle eating fans out there...

16MillionReserve

Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make.

Imagine 30times hotter then the hottest pepper...and 800times more fiery than Tabasco, making the long history spice taste like maple syrup..

Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.

Just 999 bottles of it are on sale at £105 each(751.348RM).

Medical experts fear it could kill asthmatics or hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards.

It is made of pure capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers “hot”. It takes tons of peppers to make 1lb of capsaicin.

Creator Blair Lazar, 35, specialises in “extreme food” in New Jersey, US.
After trying it, he said: “It’s like having your tongue hit with a hammer. Man, it hurt.”

The sauce is named after its score on the chilli heat measure, the Scoville Unit.

Reserve scores 16 million units, while a Red Savina, the world’s spiciest pepper, measures just 570,000.

I aint no hardcore spice consumer..heck i'll rather go for a 600RM tattoo of a celtic cross bhind my back anyday then trying the 16milreserve out ...

Lipsync...

2005-05-10T09:47:00.000+08:00

Contribution to make kennysia feel better, here goes...

Sales

2005-05-09T17:25:00.000+08:00

There used to be a superstar salesman, he can almost make a sales out of anything,thus where he got his reputation. He sold a dentist a toothbrush, sold a loaf of bread to a baker, sold a fuggin flatscreen to a blindman. But his friend made a bet with him, " if u can sell a deer a "Xcaper Smoke Mask" den you'll ultimately be the best salesman alive." "no shit?!, i`ll do it!" he sied..

The salesman ventured into thousands of mile into the forest, ok not really thousands of miles, jes the jungle nearby..There were a few hundreds of species of deer living in the forest.

SuperSalesman: Hi!

Deer: Huh?

SS: You sure look like you need a XcaperSmokeMask.

D: why would i need a mask for?! the air here is so fresh. I dont think i'll ever need one.

SS: please wait...

SS called in a team of supercontractor, cleaned up a piece of land right in the middle of the forest and build himself a factory, the factory gives out balls after balls of thick black smoke..

SS: you already need one deer..

D: Hey SS, i need a mask, can u sell me one?

SS: just exactly wad i thout. Here you go deer, ur mask.

D: Hey,i have a while lot of familys that need a mask each too, do u think you have enought for all of us?

SS: Of course, ur damn lucky,i have millions of them.

D: Say, i was wondering, what are you manufacturing in your factory btw?

SS: XcaperSmokeMask...

Now what does this story tell us?...salesman are fuggin EVIL i say , and thats what you get going for an improvement workshop...

Rollershutter

2005-05-09T17:06:00.000+08:00

I used to work in a sparepart shop selling big lorry spareparts and stuff. i had the most utterly dispicable boss,

i was carrying a leafspring(for those who dont know wad a leaf spring is go fug urself)..lets just say its not the most light thing to be carried arnd ..whn i hit my head on the rollershutter with a big bang..the blardy thing decided to slip down and i wasnt aware of it..

walkietalkie conversation,

Boss: aiyoh! wad so loud at the back ..something fell..

Al: no lah boss, kny knock on the rollershutter.

Boss: WAH! So loud, still ok?

Al: Still ok lah..still can move around and carry things.

Boss: wad move around, i say the rollershutter ok o not!

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on other note..kennychai.com is taken..=( now dont u ppl go clicking on it and give the guy traffic..

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Condolence

2005-05-06T21:30:00.000+08:00

Kenny sia, Me and my family's deepest condolences to you and your dearest family. Be strong.

Faith

2005-05-03T17:15:00.000+08:00

Seems like everyone around me are having a hard time...including me, having the car send to workshop for the accident recently and tight schedule between my sales targetline and date just dont help anybit..i was on my way to work today when i came across this...i'd like to share this view with,

sharlene my wife, hope the course settles up soon, hang in there, we are in this together.

charmaine, no worry wad char, sadly life is revolving more and more arnd money..but atless its still under control.

kennysia, try not to pressure yourself too much ok? ur doing ur best as a son! hang in there!

kelly, we're always gonna b with ppl like that in our life, take it easy, u can deal with it. everything will come around!

as for kimmie, ida che, justina and a few other more that graduated or is graduating..congrats too!

Pardon the garbagebin ...and the passing motorist and car..i nearly got hit by the uncle on the motor ..haha..u shud see him cuss at me for standing in the middle of the road..

DarkThrone!!!

2005-04-30T15:25:00.000+08:00

ACC NOW!!!!!! and feel wads it like to be in middle earth battlefield!!

KungKung

2005-04-28T23:18:00.000+08:00

This post is mainly inspired by charmaine's post....

Kung kung..

I have the Greatest,Coolest grandpapy ever, i kid u not.. his great and cool not only because his my grandpa but his great and cool because he is a Japanese that do no harm to any china men back thn in WW2..and by proving that to u, im proudly telling all of u, he married my grandmother, who was a typical hakka girl, they met in a small town in siburan, dispite all the blasphemy and taboo..they got married and gave birth to 3 boy and 3 girl..my father was the oldest. Naturally , kids of the oldest son will draw a big intrest 2 all relatives ..yea?

grandpa and grandma has this huge ass land in siburan ...i dont know shit about acres or points..but what i know is its like 4 hills lining up like the four dots of the dice..am not kidding..they grow cocoas, peppers, rambutans, ciku.. but the family's main income comes from the rubber plantation and he has this huge ass pond that he dug out with the help from his 3 son. He says that my dad nearly got washed away by the man made filtergate(its sumhow like a small dam) if it wusnt for his quick thinking, i wont have a dad now, to think of it..there might not b a ME now if it wusnt for my granddad, and his huge ass pond are
reared with al sorts of fish and eels, theirs this one time i remember whn they are clearing the water in the pond out for next refill of cleaner water ..they caught a this HUGE lee koi *hand gesture* , he stabbed it with his homemade piercegun, it took 3 of them to held it tightly and whn they took it back to the house n threw it into the cemented well, it still stayed alive for like the next few months even with a big hole in the middle of the belly area until its new year and yeah..my grandma decides to cook it ..gee..

taking abt homemade piercegun, my granddad is also very good in craftmanship, he makes all his tools(hammer handle, netting, spearguns, slingshots...) all by himself..choping woods from our own forest and choosing the suitable wood for crafts, he has this realistic turtle that he carved from a plank of wood where he puts near his bedroom door to hold the door open..the home made piercegun he made is around 8feet++, the metel point alone is already one third the lenght and it made the thing The Predator in Alien Vs Predator holding look like a wussy toothpick...granddad used to make this airgun that shoots out wetted toilet paper in a loud pop with only bamboo shoots, and whn it hits,it made the stray dogs(i think,im not sure if its wolf or dog, you know..forest wad) yelp, and me cussing and bruised..
and granddad also makes realistic grasshopper with only weed(no, its not marijuana, its just those weed u see by the roadside)..he smokes weed tho ..but tats not the point.

Everyday my father and his brothers and sister wud have 2 wake up 3 in the morning, take bath in a natural spring by the house, the water is so cold it could even make kenny's coconut balls go blue and shrink into cocoa seeds, walk a mile up hill to the plantation and help granddad collect rubber for my grandma to make into rubber sheets to be sold off to the government...and by the time they are done with their "chorus", they get changed and walk anth 7 miles? (29th mile - 22miles = 7miles) down to 22miles school for chinese, NO im not fyucking u ..its true.. any high class transpottion back then is either bicycle or the trusty CLL(Bus Company) ..but due to the family's poor status ..coughing up money to take rides or buy bicycles for 6 kid is insane, "i can get a cow to get milk or 6 hens to lay egg with the money" said my grandma..

By the time my dad grew up, graduated and came down to Kuching to work, life is almost unbearable for the rubber plantation owner, the price of rubber dropped like shit, and by 1990, following my second uncle's death in a road accident, granddad left his everything and came down to Kuching, stayed with my family, while my grandma stayed with my youngest uncle. At that time i grew even more closer to my granddad, everything was like grandad this grandad that, we stayed near kenyalang that time, every evening i wud bug my granddad continuosly to go to kenyalang park to buy me toys and "tauhu hua"...he keeps his money in a plasticbag wrapped with old "greatwall" calender paper..we used to walk to kenyalang park and everytime we walk there i wud count the steps we took 1,2,3,4,5... and count again on the way home..granddad always ask me to count carefully and if both the trip we took has our step balanced out, the weekend wud b a special night, movie! ..i have to admit because of the temptation, i cheated a few times( just a few times) faking counts to balance the step..just to go for the movie ..i still remember the number of steps we took, 640 + - !

following years came, and by 1996 whn i grew up to be of much a bigger boy, granddad grew old too..and his health is going downhill day by day.. by mid year of 1997, he left..i swear that night i still can remember clearly..granddad was send to the general hospital.. by early next morning ..he left us..he left me...i told myself to b strong, i broke down whn the 1st rednail were hammered onto the coffin, i hide myself in the back of the van and weep whn they bury my granddad. i wan to be there.. but i just coudnt..

I went back to kenyalang 2 weeks ago arnd midnight for a slow walk..i dont know why i did that, i walked the path we used to walk, i counted in my heart aloud. as much as i want the walk to be 640 steps..i finish both trip with only les then half the number, only then i realized...Times change, People change and grow up.. but memories will always be in the heart. I love You Grandpap!

AE92/Shits/Damai

2005-04-28T17:37:00.000+08:00

My dad is stingy..........
I was discussing with my father about a new alarm system for my car to replace the old 1..

Me: Tailou(tats how i call him usually), I saw a alarm kit at xxx shop, got immobilizer 1...so cheap u know, only 300RM..

Dad: Wad for u get a alarm..u see ur shock and ur tire? already nid 2 change already..and u see ur reverse sensor oso rosak..u tink they want 2 steal ur car?..steal ur car oso nid 2 repair, wad for steal?

Me: ....

Mom: alah alah, kny go mami car take the steering lock and use it for the meantime.

Me: .....
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My brother is so disgustingly bored,noshit,so bored he even affect me..he asked me,

Di: Kny ah , u say if we were stranded in a abandon island, i think i can survive wad. U see ah..whn i shit i can eat my shit and shit again and eat it up again and shit ...and same goes with my pee, drink and pee n drink n pee again, u noe..

Me: no lah dammit u think u can eat how many time this shit b4 the nutrition of it run out and eventually u die of antibiotic failure?..

Di: oh ya hoh...
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Im goin damai for the coming holiday, USH!

Me: eH al, u think wad kinda food we must bring to Damai hah?...

Al: eH kwenie(female frend), kny ask u to remember to buy enough food for Damai ah...

Kwenie: Hanlah , got beer and hungkee liaw still nid wad food?

Al: fuiyoh...terror...see u usually kuai kuai , talk so ganas ..

Kwenie: aiyah..normally at home knot like tat mah..now go damai of coz wan af fun lah..

Al: den u bring ur bikini oso ok ?

Kwenie: wear oso for kny mah ..hoh kny?

Me: wtf?!....

Im not trying 2 b funny ok ..so dont bother thinking the joke i tell is not funny...it aint jokes..its jes how all the conversation goes..

Photobucket

2005-04-25T16:04:00.000+08:00

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

Iv link a new link far down below the page bside the sitecounter, its frm lainie ...its a cool page,check it out.

Handphone,Cellphone,Mobilephones....

2005-04-23T15:17:00.000+08:00

You know all those annoying people who talk into their cell phones as if you weren't standing right next to them? It turns out that many of them aren't really talking to anybody. Resource from The New York Times recently described research at Rutgers University as well as the Ethics and Public Policy Center that found that a great number of cell phone users are faking it.

A number of people make fake phone calls on their cell phones just for the benefit of those around them.

When A is late for work, while walking into office towards his cubicle. Pretending to be talking to an important client,

A: Hello! Yes Mr Yamamoto suzuki kawasaki..Iv reach my office already, I'll get back to u as soon as I read your fax.

Others pretend they get a call when they don't want to talk to someone who's standing right in front of them.

B: (saw C the ass kisser walking toward him)*reach in pocket and take out cellphone*, Oh hello Jim *cover reciever* sorry C I'll talk to u later.. Yes Jim, you were saying..blablabla

Not surprisingly, some of those big deals you hear people negotiate on the phone are just done to impress those within earshot.

C: What now Murcel?..Oh really?! Thats great, so when do we meet Mr Trumph for the Signing ceremony?..

Men will pretend to be on a call as they walk over to hit on a woman.

GUY: Do i have to make all the decision myself, Mark? So why do i hire you for? Im having my half year holiday now and i think i can trust you with my things?
GUY: Hello baby, whats your name? *points at phone* good assistants are hard to find nowdays..pft..

Women will pretend to be on a call to avoid getting hit on by men.

GIRL: *talk on phone* Yes honey, will be back in a while, oh yah, i left some patpoh herbal tea in the fridge for you, you know you always work midnight shift, just heat it in the microwave ok? pls do drink ok? Its also good for the shotgun wound from the terorrist you caught last week...

It stinks ok!! It was bad enough when I thought people were being rude, talking loudly about their personal lives to someone while looking right at me. Now I find out that they're being rude and not even talking to anybody! Until now, whenever I've seen crazy drivers on the phone swerve all over the road or come to an inexplicable stop, I've always felt they were just making a call that could probably wait until the drive was over.
I'd pull up next to them and give them the traditional shake of the head and dirty look. They're not putting our lives in danger because they're ordering a pizza delivered to their house. They're doing it because they want us to notice their new Defi Tachometer on their dashboard or New SE Z1010.

We're all probably pretty understanding when someone we're sharing an elevator with is talking baby talk into his cell phone, ending with, "Daddy will be home soon." But now that we know that "Daddy" might not even have a kid, and might be talking to the weather forecast, we may not be so forgiving next time.
And that's a problem, because next time, "Daddy" might be real, and I don't want to tell some guy to get off the phone because he's faking it only to learn that he's really talking to his sick kid. So, these fakers have the potential to make the rest of us the bad guys.

The only way to deal with this is to fight faking with faking.
When you're waiting to get off a plane and the guy next to you makes that call
GUY: We're just pulling into the gate, and I'll call you from the baggage.

You can top it with,
Me:"This is the last time I fly commercial. I'll meet you at the helicopter."

When that obnoxious businessman shouts into his phone, declaring he's about to make a fortune because he was clever enough to buy NIKKEI at 226, you can always talk into yours and say, "What's that? NIKKEI is down to 215½? Well, at least I sold in time."

And maybe we'll be tempted to resort to the ultimate defensive tactic. When we're surrounded by callers talking away on their electronic pals, we can always take out our cellular and say, "I understand, Dr.Liew. I know my SARS is contagious *coughCough*, Im on my way to GH now. Thank you for your concern."

Maybe that will at least give us a few minutes of silence.

Pingu

2005-04-23T13:17:00.000+08:00

Got the yeti sport pingu version frm lainie's site..

Original Pingu smacking

This is the furthers i went..so 2 say.. 323.4

This is the most accurate i went... 200.1 (KNN)

Original Original Pingu smacking?

Beautiful version?

Bloody Pingu smacking

As for the bloody version this is the furthers..

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EKEKEKE..........Friendly match any1? no fish talk...

iPOD,iMINI,iKEA,iSETAN

2005-04-20T12:12:00.000+08:00

A long long time ago,whn i was still working in JB wif a bunch of baskets and a mute who can give damn chun damacai,toto and 4d numbers...

Frend: WUAH, some1 got a new camera phone,Nokia 6100i.

Me: hohoho, shiok-nyeh. i can take photo of ahmad farting, and ah bu chomping donw his food like a pig and...bla bla bla

Frend: ok lah..since u so cocky..let me whip out nokia 3310i..*dig pocket*

Me: huh? 3310 got "i" version already?!

Frend: *show*!

Me: eh KNN...this normal 3310 leh! 3310 dammit where got "i"?!

Frend: eH babi kau kny..ni kan 3310i mah! tengok ..."i" *point at self* punya 3310 *wave handfon*...3310i,betul sik?

Me: *bubblefoaminginmouth*

Frend2: eH macha,belanja air lah boss, dahaga lah..

KNY chasing 2 fubugger arnd with a forklift.......

HAPPY BDAY!!!!!

2005-04-19T17:33:00.000+08:00

Happy Happy birthday biebie, love u 2 bits...

coz everyone havin more sex than me, UH UH~~(SFW)

2005-04-18T12:50:00.000+08:00

bunny sex

COmon wad were u thinking u perv...hehe,aw dont hide tat grin..we all r a lil perv at times..

The Auditor

2005-04-16T16:03:00.000+08:00

Within the environmentally hostile confines of the Berkeley Pit lives perhaps Superfund's most amazing paradox. Its name is `` The Auditor.''

Its genus is Canus, but its species...if indeed there ever were another single dog like it on the planet...would be nothing other than extraordinarius.

This mysterious mongrel has called the 5,000-acre contaminated expanse of the Berkeley Pit federal Superfund site, combined with Montana Resources' active mine permit area, its home since 1986. Ironically, its only help in surviving has come from the compas sion of miners.

And now I give you. The Auditor

As a rule, feeding time around 7 p.m. is the only time The Auditor can be expected to appear in all his unsightly glory. For the rest of his waking hours, he roams the vastness of his toxic home in elusiveness, sometimes miss ing for weeks, even in the dead of winter. In these instances like a drunk disappears on a bender, the small group of people who care for the dog have feared his death more than once. But just as he got his name, he's always shown up.

And the water here is lethal, should you suppose he walks on that.

In 1995, the deceptively calm surface of the Pit infamously claimed the lives of 342 snow geese that made the mistake of a migratory stop.

`` It's unbelievable how it could live in a place that's supposed to be so toxic,'' says local veterinarian Ed Peretti. `` He's one tough dog, I'll tell you that.''

Dog spends 16 years at toxic waste site,comes out looking like a sheep..now you tell me...

Middleschool....

2005-04-15T21:52:00.000+08:00

I remember how it was like when im back in middleschool.The time when im fancy with mariah carey's "Honey" or P.Diddy's(back then he was Puff Daddy) "Money".

Anyways, thats not my point,but you get what i mean.

I remember how it was the best time of the day coming home from school,in the afternoon n calling the girl that i fancy and talk alot of crap , and it still is, the happiest time being.

Me: hello,hello!! is ah lian* thr?
Me: whr got, i didnt c u leh 2day recess...

So happy until i dont even know the time passes very fast,until its time for dinner.

Me: eh,u got see the movie yesterday.shiok lah..
Me: no leh, i am not doing anything wad, talking to u what...
Me: n den ?..

But when it comes to the end of the month, when the bill is send to my house, the horror.basket horror!!!

Me: UAH!! BILL SO MANY PAGES?!

Yes, the bill is like so expensive, my mom dont even need to go perm her hair at the saloon...

* names wer altered to protect the poor victim of my stalking n bugging

Photoblog?

2005-04-14T16:56:00.000+08:00

hows the idea of a photoblog sound 2 u peeps?..by the way how lazy i am to type..

Disorder....

2005-04-04T20:08:00.000+08:00

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	High
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	Moderate
Borderline Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Disorder:	Low
Narcissistic Disorder:	High
Avoidant Disorder:	High
Dependent Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

Its already freaky looking at my result..Its even freaky that thats how true can it get..=(

Scuderia Ferrari/ Dr Liew

2005-03-31T19:07:00.000+08:00

I used to see this uncle pass by my house every evening.He was in his mid 40s..i cant really tell.

You would think why i talk about this uncle all of a suddent,
"KNY are you gay? KNY are you trying to tell something?"

well yeah...This uncle apperantly cant drive for nuts. damn bugger driving an Ferrari 340.

"aw,your jes saying that cause he has an Ferrari and you dont have one, what a sore person you are KNY"...well...

TELL THAT TO HIM!

I told u he couldnt drive. You should have seen the mess he made..bus stop mossace chips, the front bumper all around the place, gas tank leaking, and how was he u asked?..

well, he is still alive. They found him in the drain, whimpering about his pain on his leg.

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Iv posted a new blog link as you all can see(i hope theres ppl here)
INTRODUCING

DR Liew from Rolli Polli Clinic,adventuring tru everyday not so doctor life, Hitmans, RPNCs[Blizzard,Storm,Sakai...n more], Robbers, Nasty Patience, Stupid Patience, aH Shos, aH maHs, Uncle, Haulien Doctor, Kiasu Doctor."eat 1st,die ltr".. If u want to know wad the fork am i saying head over 2 his page now, rape his bandwith, but pls dont refresh 2much

Life itself...

2005-03-29T18:35:00.000+08:00

I still remember how it was back when I was in Johor. That night,I was walking alone aimlessly on the streets of downtown JohorBaru, Thinking of myself, I've naturally grown to be not successful academically, but I have a good stamina and learning sense, working overshift, graveyardshift, controlling the operation within warehouse and shipment side, changing and thinking for a better, more reliable import&export system is a normal everyday thing, why only after a sudden change of company politics, I've gave up what I had been working for. The thought of
some people gaining previledge over the circumstances and relation, I suddently feel more lonely and useless.

I walked into a Japanese restaurant, ordered a few servings, and sat alone by the window. An Japanese old man in his 60s came over and sat beside me, I was shock at first but he told me that he is a friend of the owner of the Japanese restaurant, he offered me some beer, we had some light conversation, eventho the converse is not really appropriate for two stranger, but the meaning behind them are just pure care, we sat and talked,he told me how he came to Malaysia after his wife died young because of cancer and his children leaving him for their own separate life and I told and asked him for his opinion of my state.

He told me a story,

Everyone is walking up the stair of the apartment, some had already reach home; some had already took off their shoes and lay comfortably on their couch,watching TV; some are already having their dinner with their beloved family. Companion of walking up the stair reduced one by one, IM feeling more and more tired, hungry and thirsty. Why haven't I reach home? Why has everyone reach their home. YES, because my apartment is on the top floor. My motto and life goal is a floor higher than other people, so I need to submit to more loneliness and hardness....

Before parting and saying goodbye, He said "Young man, you can forget all of what we had talked about tonight, but please bear in mind the story I told you,"

I said "Thank you sir, IM grateful for tonight and goodbye."

It was because of this story, iv opened my mind and start over again, working harder for my future.

Rock Stacking

2005-03-26T19:43:00.000+08:00

Who ever knew rock balancing, when not done by hippies, could be so cool?...

San Francisco, California balanced rock sculptor Bill Dan and to the art, discipline and craft of rock balancing in general.

Try to place a bigger rock at the bottom.

When you put the next rock on top - try to match the surface of the top rock point with the point of the bottom rock - there are a hundred points on the bottom rock that you can choose.

Now've that you've mastered the technic of rock balancing, I am off to try out other stuff...teheheh

Look alot like photoshopping aint it?..But i swear it's all so true..

Devils Advocate/Grand Master

2005-03-20T11:53:00.000+08:00

Any 1 having trouble in posting in blogger?..im upset with my acc. or wus it my Pc?..i cant republish my post...this is the 3rd time i post..hopw it goes on the page..

An Indiana pet store owner says a turtle that was the only animal to survive a fire at the shop has developed an image of Satan's face on its shell.

Bryan Dora's pet store in Frankfort burned down last October. The red-ear slider turtle named Lucky is the only survivor of about 150 animals.

Dora said after the fire, an image appeared on Lucky's shell that appears to be the face of a devil. He said the turtle is not possessed but is very tame. He believes that in every fire the devil leaves his mark somewhere, and that Lucky was touched.
Dora said many other people also say they have seen the image on the turtle, and get scared away.

"He was saved for a reason, everything else had perished, even the other turtles, and I think that reason is basically to let people know that he was down there," Dora sad.

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Anyways, remember when we are back in high school(M`sian Private Chinese educated) Cracking our brains of trying to memorized those hardcore articles about history of M`sia,China and the rest of the world..i dont know about you guys, but it sure give me a hell of a headache

To attain the rank of grand master of memory, you must be able to perform three seemingly superhuman feats. You have to memorize 1,000 digits in under an hour, the precise order of 10 shuffled decks of playing cards in the same amount of time, and one shuffled deck in less than two minutes.

"http://www.usamemoriad.com"

This Guru's Grand master are amazing..i gotta get myself a book about memoriad..

goldfish/peer pressure

2005-03-16T18:55:00.000+08:00

Went out with on of my client today and drop by a aquapet house to get some fish for my collections of fishes..a few died lately, apperantly its because of the over powerful fish filter pump...they died stciking on the suction tube like a "U" shape...poor fishes..and poor wallet of mine for keep refilling the tank with new fishes..i move the suction tube up a lil bit ..hopefully the fish wont have any accident anymore..

I saw this ghey type goldfish at the pethouse, it has this 2 big transparent bubble like gills on both side..and its selling at a price of 21RM per fish, under the name China bubble..21RM is a very heavy price for a goldfish ...and the shop owner tried to persuade me into buying a pair..too bad im not such a big fan in goldfish ...heck if i were..i might just buy the whole tank of em..

Whn your friends say "hey! i saw u that day at Jln Song, shiok hoh ..drive like that..i cant even make it to ur tail." now tats compliment..

But whn your aunty says "aiyoh, Kny that day i saw you at Jln Song, you drive so fast past the cars, i thought it was ur mummy, but after i think it couldnt be." IN FRONT OF YOUR DAD. now tats deep shit..basket..

apperantly, i dont really give a banana what they say. time is precious to me ..Baha.

Tv/Streamyx/Aircond

2005-03-14T19:51:00.000+08:00

Bo yah! Weekend was great...mostly about car ...boys what ..Its natural only for us to do wad guys do best right?..

on the other note my Tv decided to die on me on Saturday afternoon, it just went *tHub* and shut off...sended it to b fixed..the Tv guy say it doesn't look so good..and my dad's not the only one feelin cold in the gut...my sister is goin insane without any Tv ..without any Taiwan drama..meheheh..

Streamyx is being such a bitch again ..since the 1st time i got my broadband, it had been down almost everytime in the most outrageous time eg. SATURDAY SUNDAY!...i swear those streamyx operator is giggling and mocking us user when we called in to ask if there's anyway the line could b fixed..

Me: hello,i called to make a complain about the streamyx line down.

Operator#1: Streamyx ah?..tunggu ah..

*insert bluehippo theme song and imagine off on2 see-ing a big BLUE hippo hopping around singing happy tunes about how the broadband in malaysia can cook steak,bring the dog to the park to pee, help your mom clean the dishwasher filter,help your dad fix the cupboard in the garage and not to mention also revolutionized and help every single man in M'sia hooping in2 the line of high speed connection making life easier for lil kids to load the ever so long porn sites*

yes..its as long as you readers take time to read the above statment and wonder what the biscuit i am talking about

Operator#2: hallo, streamyx helpline.

Me: Yes, Im Mr Chai from , telephone number , the line has been down since this afternoon.

O#2: Oh, Mr?

Me: Chai.

O#2: Chia?

Me: No, Chai, C-H-A-I.

O#2: From?

Me: .

O#2: Ok, No telepon?

Me: *So Mah Hai* .

O#2: Ok, do you check if your line is plug in correctly?

Me: Yes, I didnt even touch the line, it just happen to jam and no more data pack is transfering.

O#2: did you try to turn it off and on again?

Me: Yes, Numerous times..

O#2: Are you using our Telecome Modem?

Me: Yes, but i'v link it onto my router for the houses wireless connection.

O#2: What? Router?

Me: Router, for the house wireless connections, wireless router.

O#2: Oh..like this ah..you hold on a while ok.

*insert Siti Nurhaliza singing Hotlink,telling you that you must definately choose the service provider,they have the cheap ass rate running and it only cost 15cent per sms,and if you hurry u might also get the limited addition 1Gigabyte SIM card*

ok i might have exagerate some part, the 15cent part...

O#3: hello, streamyx helpline.

Me: yes, Im calling to file the complain about my streamyx down?

O#3: Nama tuan?

PFAH! i decided to not give a fuck and hang up already. Blardy Cho hai tiu nia seng ma hai...

And yes, my aircond is disfuctioning also, No its a very high tech Air-cond with those build in ionizer and puree2 shitz..yes the 1 with a standalone compressor, not those single unit Aircon kononneh tat need you to drill a hole as big as texas to be installed, and can make sound as if there's gorilla mating in the middle of the night after you turn it on for too long.

The blardy built in thermometer kept sending fake infomation telling the central unit the room is already 20 degree when even a ratarded platypus can tell its hotter then the tight sweatshirt of an old hag joggin on a friday afternoon, trying to prove that his strong enough cause he can jog for hrs in the resevoir park goin circle after circle whilst me panting like a stbenard in africa.

Heck i even tried to *blow* hot air towards the thermometer to make it raise up to higher temperature until i finally have a asmathic attack and decided to just go to bed naked.

wad a weekend, bliss.

IP Cam/State Lib

2005-03-11T15:07:00.000+08:00

--Warning, This post might be just a little too much pains for dial-ups--

And yes, after half years of waiting, Huygens new and improved IP Cam is finally up and running, ready for sale

The camera is still in its initial stage of launching, so its still a white casing considering its the 1st batch, firstly we got the Dog Cam that can Tilt and Zoom..then comes the Eagle Cam that is able to Pan Tilt and Zoom..and now...This baby can Pan Tilt Zoom 100x and a two way audio codec...WOW..sweet.

Wonder wad the company are going to name it, Foo the AnimeFan suggested calling it GUNDAM..while Fook suggested Kenari..Huygens Kenari PTZA-3100...hmm...sounds weird...but its all gud wadever name u give it..as long as it kick ars in surveillance field..ya?

Went to Sarawak State Library today to do some handshaking..Yes its the States Biggest, modern library with 2 other branches in Sibu and Miri.Heck they even have Transparent Staircase hovering above a fountain..

The whole place is just amazing,not to mention abit overexploited on the 2 lifts considering the building has only 2 Floors..the Lowerground and 1st floor..but who am i to say its 2 much of a luxuries right?

The Upper library is having this drawing exhibition of local cultures the Ibans heres one of the drawing.

theres a lot more where that come from, its done by a local artist.

Nuff said heres 2 more photo taken from the reading room which has this hugeass glass panel marveling out to the library's park and musical fountains(ochestric fountains)

Im out, TGIF!!

Google/Nookie/Art of Aeroplane

2005-03-10T22:34:00.000+08:00

Was google-ing for my name and look wad iv found , one of the KNY is from a cambodian buddhist society and made a poster for cambodian new year 2002 and the other KNY is this girl from russia having a page dedicated for doing deviantarts

http://www.livejournal.com/users/kny/

well well seems like every other KNY is doing just fine with their lifes doing artsy stuff...i should be more artistic..yes..i think i'll jes take my G3 out for some photo taking..oh..i borrowed my mom for her China trip...hope its doing fine...

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst is suing 10 Web site operators who posted the rocker's homemade sex tape after it was stolen from his computer -- possibly by the same hackers who got into reality-television star Paris Hilton's cell phone.

The lawsuit, filed in federal court last week, seeks more than $70 million in damages and any profits the site operators reaped in recent weeks, when the 3-minute clip of Durst and a former girlfriend began appearing on the Internet..

Heck $70 Mil...thats enought to cover the superstars appealing beergut liposuction..disturbing as it may sound ...but i happend to only saw it from one of the stupid videos website...its him aiight..

On otherhand,what are friends for,

Me: oi,im goin out for lunch.

Al: ohkey, wait for me im coming.

Me: Sure, Alex is tagging along too.

(an hr later)

Me: Where the heck are you? its almost an hr already alex?

Alex: I dicided 2 bail out on lunch,im home already.

Me: Den fuck why didnt u call?!

Alex: Cell No credit liaw...

Yes, Al and Alex both bailed out on me..Al didnt even pick up my calls after that..blah!im goin for lunch myself.

Fuel Gauge/Snake Water

2005-03-09T23:27:00.000+08:00

Went out with the gang again tonight, well it's nothing new actually,iv been wasting my whole 3 years time spending almost everynight hanging out at the local mamak stall with the gang, my dad decided to take my car tonight to meet up with his younger brother(my uncle)for some drinking of their own,my mom went to China again for a 16 day purchasing trip...I was driving half way when he called

Dad: oi! How come the car fuel gauge not moving?and the meters and all also not moving?

Me: Wad do u mean not moving?The car wont function correctly if the gauges and all's are not moving.

Dad: yalah, i went to refill the fuel for the car and the ....Oh wait...the speedometer is moving again,but the fuel gauge is still at the same notch.

Me: how much fuel u refill?

Dad: 30RM.

Me: Its normal wad.u cant expect it to be full when u only refill 30RM worth of fuel, u think still like last time?..before the price raise?..

Dad: You need to get another Fuel Cost Efficiency Mobile fast.

BUSH AND OILs?..Pfft..

Was at the mamak stall sipping away a local refreshing drink known to cool the throat, talking to the gang when suddently i noticed something in my drink..

WTF is that broken transparent capsule thing in my drink?!

Oh FUCK No

If that was what we think it was...im so screwed...am i gonna die ?...or mutate into something like CockroachMan.Im off to bed...but before that im gonna take a few sip of Chivas Greentea,just to kill incase theres something in me..Bliss...

Loanshark/Invisibility

2005-03-09T18:27:00.000+08:00

there's this huge Post in the newspaper today about a man killing his whole family(wife,2 kids) and then committed quad suicide in Singapore..Why? Simple...M-O-N-E-Y.
cause of pressure and threat given by Loansharks The guy was said borrowing money from the neighbor and relatives,without any aid or help from anyone,he was forced to end his own life, taking his beloved wife and 2 children aged 12ish and 4ish,feeding them all bleach water mixed milk for the kids and wine for the wife. After making sure everyone is dead he put all of them on the masterbed and proceed in committing Quad suicide(drink bleach mixed wine,cut wrist,cut throat & jump out of their apartment).
That my friends...shows how helpless we are sometimes..

was browsing around the net and shockingly came across this article about humans being able to be invisible...Yes INVISIBLE my friends...After all this years of Harry potter covering himself with a cloak given to him by his late father, or the perverted old man that knows jitsu of invisibility in the old jap animation Ranma 1/2...or the sicklame joke about Superman,invisible man and wonderwoman..

INTRODUCING

Net-gen optical camouflage is busting out of defense labs and into the street.
This is technology you have to see to believe.

Tachi's cloak - a shiny raincoat that serves as a movie screen, showing imagery from a video camera positioned behind the wearer - is more gimmick than practical prototype.Oh yes...James Bond's disappearing Aston-Martin...Oo

Its already almost 6pm...im having my dinner...FREE LUITEH-hakka soup rice mix vegi thingy with bitter soup(i know...it sounds like what the kitchen sink would eat,but trust me ,its delicious)from dads friends stall...
the guys closing early...so he gave the food to my dad and for me ..Yay.

secret setups

2005-03-08T11:56:00.000+08:00

setting up secreat-ly is exciting...iv seen wad my frend had done with her blogger page...its amazing..since iv already like have 2 blog account..it sumhow shows how ppl might tink i am..yes..a lazy guy who always says he wants 2 start new start new start new...without staying long n devoting on wad he does..i dont really have any defending on tat..considering iv already change my job like 4~5 times..n i might jes change anth any time soon...

i dont know if i can really let everything out in this blog..considering tat i might somehow someday b a itch n start sending ppl i know in2 thiz blog again..tat might put a limit on wad i want or feel like posting...oh well let the unknown clear itself someday...